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The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, “Oh, honey, I… - Garrison Keillor
" "The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, “Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know your handbag’s on fire?
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About Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.
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Gary Edward Keillor
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