(after describing all the negligent drivers he encountered that day)"So let's hope I was a quantum magnet for all bad luck on Earth and the rest of y… - Brian Clevinger

[...]is there a contest between developers to see who can make the most irresistable game for Brian? I'm trying to get some work done here!

Typing up a detailed news post at this moment would not further the goals of my great society. Stay tuned for ideological update.

I love my PSP in theory. It confuses me that developers seem determined to destroy it. I believe its sheer sexiness terrifies them and, just maybe, causes them to doubt their own biologically oriented sexuality. To paraphrase a Bluth, "It's got a screen you could hump, Mikey."