"In my travels, I have noticed that in some countries drinking has become a national pastime. If you don't drink, they look at you as if there is som… - Shiv Khera

"In my travels, I have noticed that in some countries drinking has become a national pastime. If you don't drink, they look at you as if there is something wrong. Their motto is: "It doesn't matter how bad your English is, as long as your Scotch is good." If a banker asked them what their liquid assets are, they would bring two bottles of Scotch."