: You must be joking. </br> : You would know it if I were. - Anthony Shaffer

Christmas sits like a black hole on the calendar, and the other holidays implied by "happy holidays"—Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, New Year's Day, etc.—are powerless to be drawn in by its force.

: You have to be serious if you want to be in love. </br> : You have to be serious about crime if you want to afford to be in love.

: I hear she's a scrubbed blonde with all the sex appeal of chilled Dettol. </br> : (with dignity) There are those who believe that cleanliness is next to sexiness.