You must be joking. You would know it if I were. - Anthony Shaffer

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You must be joking.
You would know it if I were.

Anthony Shaffer

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About Anthony Shaffer

Anthony Joshua Shaffer (15 May 1926 – 6 November 2001) was an English playwright, screenwriter, novelist, barrister, and advertising executive. He is best remembered for his Tony Award winning play Sleuth, and its acclaimed 1972 film adaptation. His screenplays included Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy and folk horror The Wicker Man.

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Birth Name: Anthony Joshua Shaffer

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