It is hard to tell where the MCC ends and the Church of England begins. - J. B. Priestley

The very newspapers that celebrate the latest conquest in their largest print also keep asking us what is the matter with Woman nowadays, when she has so much she never had before. The answer is that she is tired of having to live with neurotic, immature conquerors.

To say that these men paid their shilling to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink.

I am not an atheist, but I cannot agree with men who talk about God as if He had once attended a Speech Day at their theological college.