There is no problem so complicated that you can't find a very simple answer to it if you look at it right … Or put it another way, "The future of com… - Douglas Adams

There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.

When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.

"Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it. Look at this door," he said, stepping through it. The irony circuits cut in to his voice modulator as he mimicked the style of the sales brochure. " 'All the doors in his spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.' "
As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sighlike quality to it. "Hummmmmmmyummmmmmmah!" it said.