Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. - Bill Watterson

I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.

"Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?
Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes."
Calvin: Academia, here I come!"

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.