In this country there are only two seasons, winter and winter. - Shelagh Delaney

Sweetly sings the donkey As he goes to grass He who sings so sweetly Is sure to be an ass.

Has difficulty distinguishing fact from fiction. This girl is a liar. Expect Improvement next term.

We teach you the pleasure of physical exercise—the team-spirit of games, too, for when you leave school finally you will find that life is a game, sometimes serious, sometimes fun, but a game that must be played with true team-spirit—there is no room for the outsider in life.