It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every jok… - Tina Fey

In Washington last week, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of 200 high school students. There were no survivors.

"If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal."

This is the same advice they give people who’ve just come out of rehab. After a grueling period of work (or what passes for grueling work in our soft-handed world) you will crave some kind of reward. Don’t let this cause you to rush into a big decision, like a new house or a marriage or partial ownership of a minor league baseball team, that you may later regret. The interesting thing about this piece of advice is that no one ever takes it.