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My wife, she is a beautiful woman, but in labour she turned into fucking Jack Nicholson from The Shining. "You. You fucking did this to me!" "But I t… - Lee Evans
" "My wife, she is a beautiful woman, but in labour she turned into fucking Jack Nicholson from The Shining. "You. You fucking did this to me!" "But I thought it was a shared experience" "No. You fucking did this!"
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About Lee Evans
Lee Evans (born 25 February 1964) is an English stand-up comedian and actor.
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Lee John Martin Evans
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