"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if … - Steven Wright

"When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?

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Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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