I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children pl… - Zach Galifianakis

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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean.

Zach Galifianakis

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About Zach Galifianakis

Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis (born October 1, 1969) is a Greek-American comedian, actor and writer.

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Birth Name: Zacharius Knight Galifianakis

Native Name: Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis

Alternative Names: Zacharius Knight Galifinakis • Zachary Knight Galifianakis

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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

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