You can put wings on a pig, but that doesn't make it an eagle. - Bill Clinton

[Asked if he thought he did enough to get Bin Laden] "No, because I didn't get him. But at least I tried. That's the difference [between] me and some, including all the right-wingers who are attacking me now. They ridiculed me for trying. They had eight months to try. They did not try. I tried."

The first two times you heard me speak, I sounded like a fool. I made about as much sense as a top hat on a mule. I wasn’t sure a third attempt would do me any better, So I decided that I’d put my thoughts down in a letter.

Oh, and stay out of our elections. After I speak tomorrow, you’ll have all you can handle to keep rigging your own.