(singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/ - Maria Bamford

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(singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/

Maria Bamford

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About Maria Bamford

Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".

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Alternative Names: Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford

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I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.