You know," Malcolm remarked to no one in particular, "I'd say that chap doesn't enjoy time travel. - Robert Asprin

A tiny whisper at the back of her mind warned her to be wary of what one asked the gods for, lest they grant it.

Oh. I was beginning to worry."
"You do that," Kit laughed. "I like it better when you're worried. Proves you're thinking."
She put out a pink tongue. "You're mean and horrible. Why does everybody else like you?"
Kit scratched his head. "Search me. Guess it's my good looks and charm.

How much did that ridiculous maintenance job of yours pay?"
Skeeter blinked. "Five bucks an hour, why?"
"Five bucks? That's not a salary, that's slavery!