It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it... - Charles M. Schulz

"Peppermint Patty's team is short a glove, so I'm walking over to lend them mine."
"You're kidding! Don't you think they're taking advantage of you?"
"No, I'm doing it because I want to do it."
"What are you, some kind of mystic?!"

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.