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" "I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized.
Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.
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