Unlimited Quote Collections
Organize your favorite quotes without limits. Create themed collections for every occasion with Premium.
I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized. - Mitch Hedberg
" "I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. Nothing was alphabetized.
English
Collect this quote
About Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.
Biography information from Wikiquote
Also Known As
Birth Name:
Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Alternative Names:
Mitch Lee Hedberg
•
Mitchell Hedberg
Related quotes. More quotes will automatically load as you scroll down, or you can use the load more buttons.
Additional quotes by Mitch Hedberg
I didn’t go to college, but if I did, I would’ve taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause the customer is always right. (reacting to meager applause) All right, all right. That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I'm not a fuckin', genius, for Christ's sake, you know? I'm just tryin' to tell some jokes. Shit, who the fuck are you? That track is number 14. It’s called "Attitude."
Unlimited Quote Collections
Organize your favorite quotes without limits. Create themed collections for every occasion with Premium.
I did a movie with Peter Frampton. He's a musical genius, but I don't listen to his stuff. So I had to continuously try to draw attention away from the fact. "Hey Peter Frampton! Do you like toast too!? Yes, as do I, it is warm and crispy... and the perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay the fuck away from me Frampton, I ain't got shit to say to you!"
Loading...