Men have three basic needs: Eating, sleeping, sex. That's it. - Bill Engvall

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Men have three basic needs: Eating, sleeping, sex. That's it.

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About Bill Engvall

William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

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Birth Name: William Ray Engvall, Jr.
Alternative Names: William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. William Engvall, Jr. William Ray Engvall William Engvall

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We could walk into a Chinese restaurant right here in Chicago. And the waiter could have been born here, raised here, went to college here, he has never left the city limits. I'm the idiot that walks in that restaurant and goes [in exaggerated Chinese] "Uh, yes. I'll have fried rice. Egg roll..." And you can see him go "I am so going to spit in your food, I swear to God." And it drives my daughter crazy. 'Cause she goes "why do you do that? That is so insulting to them!"

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