Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

"I do not believe in God," I told him. "For if there is a God, then tell me, Uncle, why is there poverty and baldness? Why do some men go through life immune to a thousand mortal enemies of the race, while others get a migraine that lasts for weeks? Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"

Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

Harry: You think the President of the United States wants to fuck every woman he meets?... Well, bad example.