"Come along, Mr. Iverson, you must be starved to death," said the dean. He saw my startled look and added dryly, "That's an observation, by the way. … - Rupert Holmes

answer comes there none, then more power to you (especially if you are planning an electrocution).

So you’ve decided to commit a murder.
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