For years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle Nil. - Billy Connolly

" "
For years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle Nil.

Billy Connolly

Sources available for members. Sign up free to see where this quote comes from

English

Collect this quote

About Billy Connolly

Sir William Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor, and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" ("The Big One", a reference to his 6' height).

Also Known As

Birth Name: William Connolly

Alternative Names: Sir William Connolly

All quotes from Billy Connolly Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Billy Connolly:

George Carlin Dylan Moran Lewis Black Stephen Colbert Woody Allen

Additional quotes by Billy Connolly

[Singing] "Oh, the big fire engine goes ding-a-ling-a-ling." No, it fucking doesn't. It used to.

Look at this way: if we all ate one person, the problem would be halved over-night. Think about it: I could eat someone you don't like, you could eat someone I don't like... where's the fucking damage?

Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex, and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.

For years I thought the club's name was Partick Thistle Nil. - Billy Connolly

About Billy Connolly

Also Known As

Try QuoteGPT

Additional quotes by Billy Connolly

Enhance Your Quote Experience