Oh please...As a standup, I tried to change the world. As a… - Lea DeLaria

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Oh please...As a standup, I tried to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. Not necessarily in that order.

Lea DeLaria

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Lea DeLaria (born May 23, 1958) is an American comedian and jazz musician.

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