My first funeral was for the first guy to ever see me naked… - Private

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My first funeral was for the first guy to ever see me naked. This could not be right.

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Kieran Scott (born March 11, 1974; also known by her pen name Kate Brian) is an American author of such chick lit books as The Princess and the Pauper, Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys, The Virginity Club, Sweet 16, Fake Boyfriend, and the Private series.

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My first funeral was for the first guy to ever see me naked. This could not be right. - Private

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