People frequently ask me where I get all my culture and information from. If you met me and had converse with me for a few minutes you would probably… - Lennie Lower

I diet very strenuously myself. First my breakfast, then diet; lunch followed by a fairly light diet in order to prepare for afternoon tea, which should be followed by a fair amount of dieting until dinner time. If the system can stand it, one should fast from then until supper.

... Why don't you put this beer out in the sun to get cool? If it was any flatter you'd have to serve it on a plate.

When eating fruit, such as watermelon, the seeds should be removed from the mouth with the hand and placed in the pocket or handbag. At important functions it is best to swallow them, as it saves mucking about.