Playing God was a sweetly addictive game. - Robert Asprin

Careless is stupid, he snarled at himself, and stupid can be fatal.

Oh. I was beginning to worry."
"You do that," Kit laughed. "I like it better when you're worried. Proves you're thinking."
She put out a pink tongue. "You're mean and horrible. Why does everybody else like you?"
Kit scratched his head. "Search me. Guess it's my good looks and charm.

She's young, Kit."
"That's no excuse. The universe doesn't give a damn when it squashes you.