Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. - Will Cuppy

Pericles was the people's friend. [Footnote: The very poorest citizens had a chance to become President, but somehow they didn't. It may have been just a coincidence.] He was so fond of the people that he paid them to go to the Assembly and vote, and they were so fond of him that they elected him year after year.

[Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?

[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard work per se will somehow make him a better Beaver -- the Beaver may be dumb, but he is not that dumb! The Beaver was made to gnaw, and gnaw he does. There you have him in a nutshell.