I don’t know why you would even bring up the Internet. The xeno-intelligence officer responsible for evaluating your digital communication required i… - Catherynne M. Valente

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I don’t know why you would even bring up the Internet. The xeno-intelligence officer responsible for evaluating your digital communication required invasive emergency therapy after an hour’s exposure. One glance at that thing is the strongest argument possible against the sentience of humanity. I wouldn’t draw attention to it, if I were you.