I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy any… - Steven Wright

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I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.

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About Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an Academy Award winning American comedian, writer and actor, known for his bizarre comic style and morose stage persona.

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I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. - Steven Wright

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