I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

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About Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

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Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Alternative Names: Mitch Lee Hedberg Mitchell Hedberg
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