It’s a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every jok… - Tina Fey

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.

We should leave people alone about their weight. Being chubby for a while (provided you don’t
give yourself diabetes) is a natural phase of life and nothing to be ashamed of. Like puberty or slowly
turning into a Republican.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

How do you juggle it all' people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. 'You're fucking it all up, aren't you' their eyes say.