I think it's pretty ridiculous to sit back and think that we've changed the horse so much, without realizing that they have changed us an awful lot t… - Hank Green

For years this rule has kept me out of hopeless despair: You simply do not feel what is always there. I ask my brain to entertain that pain is the same, that if I feel it all the time, can you really call it pain?

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!