Our lot may be all-seeing and all-knowing, but that’s a long way removed from all-understanding. - Tom Holt

Between the town of Giles, to the north of the Tomkinson Range, and Forrest in the Nullarbor Plain, lies the Great Victorian Desert. It is hot, arid, desolate and merciless; and whatever the Creator had in mind when He made it that way, it most certainly wasn't human beings.
It's a really awful place to be if you've got toothache.

It’s a basic tenet of military science. No stronghold can be taken if a mule laden with gold bars can leave it unobserved.

Query: if I’d had less brains and more money, would I have been happier? Answer: if a circle had four straight sides, wouldn’t it be a square?