Don't trust anybody who'd rather be grammatically correct than have a good time. - Tom Robbins

It doesn't matter how sensitive you are or how damn smart and educated you are, if you're not both at the same time, if your heart and your brain aren't connected, aren't working together harmoniously, well, you're just hopping through life on one leg. You may think you're walking, you may think you're running a damn marathon, but you're only on a hop trip. The connections gotta be maintained.

Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem.

I sense that novel of my dreams is in the Remington SL3 — although it writes much faster than I can spell.