The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's throug… - Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like." I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.