Will Rogers Quotes

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Things aren't what they used to be and probably never were.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on Earth.

You can be on the right track and still get run over by the 2:40 from Albuquerque.

We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble. It's what we know that ain't so.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

No party is as bad as its state and national leaders.

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exaggerate.