Top 15 Will Rogers Quotes

American humorist and entertainer (1879–1935)

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William Penn Adair Rogers (4 November 1879 – 15 August 1935) was an American humorist and entertainer; known primarily as Will Rogers.

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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.

I never met a man that I didn't like.

Don't let yesterday take up too much of today

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Common sense ain't common.

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.

You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.