You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different. - Bill Watterson

"Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you.”
"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
“Sure, I’m hungry too

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.