My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin. - Karl Kraus

I have to do this, as long as it is at all possible; for if those who are obliged to look after commas had always made sure they were in the right place, then Shanghai would not be burning.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

There are two kinds of writers. With the first, content and form belong together like soul and body; with the second, they match each other like body and clothes.