I'm not gay, and I'm not a transvestite. - Boy George

Gay unions, what is that about? I haven't been invited to any ceremonies, and I wouldn't go anyway. The idea that gay people have to mimic what obviously doesn't work for straight people any more ... I think is a bit tragic. I am looking forward to gay divorces.

We were still fooling ourselves that he might come back, but it was becoming more and more unlikely.

Not knowing when to shut up was one of my greatest faults.