We give anonymously because the sackfuls of thank-you lette… - David Sedaris

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We give anonymously because the sackfuls of thank-you letters break our hearts with their clumsy handwriting and hopeless phonetic spelling.

David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris (born December 26, 1956) is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor.

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We give anonymously because the sackfuls of thank-you letters break our hearts with their clumsy handwriting and hopeless phonetic spelling. - David Sedaris

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