Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it... - Grant Morrison

Dmitri-9: But the one I hated the most was the American space chimp., Ham, they called him. Handsome Ham! 'The John Glenn Of The Apes.' Did that privileged Capitalist shit ever have to drive a tractor?

It's quite possible we may actually be looking at some kind of super-sanity here. A brilliant new modification of human perception, more suited to urban life at the end of the twentieth century...He creates himself each day. He sees himself as the lord of misrule and the world as a theatre of the absurd.

Seven actors have played Batman on the big screen, and if you can name all seven without reading any further, your youth has been wasted.