So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some fuckin' ass. - Mitch Hedberg

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So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some fuckin' ass.

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About Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.

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Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Alternative Names: Mitch Lee Hedberg • Mitchell Hedberg
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