If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly rec… - Simon Munnery

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If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

Simon Munnery

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About Simon Munnery

Simon Munnery (born 1967) is an English stand-up comedian known for his character work. Among his characters are 'The League Against Tedium' and Alan Parker Urban Warrior. His television credits include Attention Scum! and Cluub Zarathustra (sic).

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If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut. - Simon Munnery

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