If you only ever read one book in your life... I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut. - Simon Munnery

You know, it was only after my father showed me what I would inherit that I struggled to keep him alive.

Look at the sea and remember the past. Look at the sky and imagine the future. Look at the land and think of the present. And in the most profound place where land, sea and sky are one - there ye shall play volleyball.

You may think I'm cruel to the monkey, but you only see the tip of the iceberg, for the monkey is cruel to me. It hits me when I sleep. It sleeps when I hit it. Imagine how impotent that makes me feel.