Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. - Charles M. Schulz

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

It’s hard to tell everybody to go home if nobody shows up.