Life is like animal porn. It's not for everyone. - Doug Stanhope | Quotewise

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Life is like animal porn. It's not for everyone.

Doug Stanhope

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About Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope (born 25 March 1967) is an American stand-up comedian.

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Birth Name: Douglas Gene Stanhope

Alternative Names: Douglas Stanhope

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George Carlin Bill Hicks Louis C.K. Lewis Black Dylan Moran

Additional quotes by Doug Stanhope

Put your fucking camera away, you stupid fucking tourist of life! There's a whole generation of shitheads just filming every fucking thing they do. "I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!"

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it.