Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little. - Gore Vidal

The folly of the clever is always more than that of the dull.

The reason no one has yet been able to come up with a good word to describe the homosexualist (sometimes known as gay, fag, queer, etc.) is because he does not exist. The human race is divided into male and female. Many human beings enjoy sexual relations with their own sex, many don't; many respond to both. This plurality is the fact of our nature and not worth fretting about.

Nonprofit status is what created the Bible Belt. The tax code brought religion back to this country.