Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz

"Let's just say that life has me beaten... So I give up! I admit there's no way I can win..."
"What is it you want, Charlie Brown?"
"How about two out of three?"

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home
of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother...