As we leave the theater, we are absolutely convinced that the only thing keeping the world from going crazy is that the problems of three little peop… - Roger Ebert

The movie is an exhausted retread of the old campus romance gag where the pretty girl almost believes the lies of the reprehensible schemer, instead of trusting the nice guy who loves her. The only originality the movie brings to this formula is to make it incomprehensible, through the lurching incompetence of its story structure. Details are labored while the big picture remains unpainted... I was appalled by the poverty of its imagination.

An honest bookstore would post the following sign above its 'self-help' section: 'For true self-help, please visit our philosophy, literature, history and science sections, find yourself a good book, read it, and think about it.

It's the kind of movie where you ask people how they liked it, and they say, "Well, it was well made," and then they wince.