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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod? - Daniel Tosh
" "The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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About Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.
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Daniel Dwight Tosh
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Thank you... I deserve that. I'm really good. I'm one of the best. Actually, I'm the best, currently ranked number one in the world. So buckle up. You guys are in for a treat. Oh, 19,000 people, This is awesome. Thank you. Seriously, don't look around. It's 19,000. People watching on TV, they never know. They're so stupid. That's why they watch TV.
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