I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic … - Daniel Tosh

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I'm all for women who get plastic surgery, because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance — fake... We have shows like Extreme Make-Over. "I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it."

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Daniel Tosh (born 29 May 1975) is an American comedian.

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Birth Name: Daniel Dwight Tosh

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